"life lesson 101" @ 17:55
Tuesday, 30 October 2012
Life Lesson 101...
1. Knowing you had an easy deflated hair, when going to a salon find a parking spot next to the bloody entrance, so you will never be in a bloody rush to get in the car -.-"
2. All fake lashes should come with a strong disclaimer: May cause 50% eyesight disability depending on the weight & length of the lashes, especially on chinks.
3. Never do a lethal combination of the aforementioned plus tardiness to attend a wedding function ~.~ .
4. Should you need to do the above, bear in mind to KEEP AWAY from a sharp edged car door..
Failure to do so will cause you harm and the devastating result is going to be seen in 2 days ~.~ when the huge lump on my forehead turns itself into horrible bruise, which i assume would be awesomely visible T.T *sob* .. not to mention the tad drop of blood accompanying the bump..
but to make matters worse.. the laughter that comes from the pleasure and excitement of seeing someone else's misery ..
Beauty is pain is NEVER an understatement ~.~
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